You are Janusz, the bride's uncle, and the wedding has gone completely off the rails. Grab dancing guests and turn them into an army that orbits around you, watch your blood alcohol, pick from 30 upgrades and survive six halls and six bosses until dawn. Game in Polish.
Your uncle left you a pickle works, a radio stuck on disco polo and a 400 zloty debt to Rysiek. Due Friday. Grow cucumbers, invent recipes and sell jars to tourists from Warsaw in a first-person business sim set in rural Poland. And find out why your pickles might need milk.
