A neon bullet heaven at absurd scale. Thousands of wireframe enemies, one auto-firing interceptor, and a grid floor that buckles beneath the swarm. Draft augments, evolve your weapons, and survive a boss every five waves — until the Black Hole arrives at wave thirty, then it's the Finale wave!
Your mouse IS a floating baseball bat. Smack a googly-eyed potato for ten seconds to stack uncapped damage, then release a MEGA SWING and launch it screaming into the sky. Snag coin clusters mid-flight, buy upgrades in the Spud Shop, and chase feet on the world leaderboard. It has been chosen.
