Where To Pee? - Urinal Etiquette Simulator
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About the game
A first-person comedy simulator about men's room etiquette. Pick the most respectful urinal before your bladder gives up, dodge starers, talkers and manspreaders, and keep your dignity through 100 levels and an endless mode.
Original Steam description
Which urinal would YOU pick?
You walk into a men's room. Some urinals are taken. Your bladder is not patient. Pick the wrong spot and everyone turns around.Where To Pee? is a short, silly first-person game about the unwritten rules of the urinal row. Read the room, keep your distance, and choose the most respectful spot before the timer runs out.
Features
- 100 levels across five venues: an office party, a gas station at 3 AM, a gym locker room, an airport gate and a stadium at halftime.
- An endless mode that keeps generating new rooms after the campaign.
- Guys with opinions: the Regular Guy, the Manspreader, the Shy Guy, the Talker and the Starer, who turns all the way round.
- Rooms that fight back: puddles, out-of-order urinals, kid-size urinals, dividers, stalls, back-to-back rows and corners.
- Twists: rush hour, lights out (find faces with your phone torch), perfectionist rounds and a crowded boss level.
- Perks and combos: chain perfect picks, earn upgrades every few levels and climb the ranks to Urinal Grandmaster.
- Consequences: glares, "BRO?!", farts, and the occasional baguette to the face.
- 15 achievements, full gamepad support and 12 languages.
Streaming
Streaming and monetizing videos of this game is allowed and welcome.





Demo and release information
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