Goldbar In A Shitstack

There's a gold bar in there. One. No clues.

Goldbar In A Shitstack is a disgusting 3D incremental game about the worst treasure hunt ever. Every single chunk of the pile is real and can be moved, so you start with your bare hands and work your way up to shovels, industrial vacuums, dynamite and a methane-powered fart jetpack.

The pile gets bigger. Much bigger. It starts as a dog's corner and ends as Planet Shit, 200 million chunks in orbit, with one gold bar somewhere inside.

You won't do it alone. Hire unpaid interns, a poop-eating dog, a truffle pig, a City Hall plumber, excavators, a subway borer and a pocket black hole. They level up, get promoted, gossip, nap, faint from the smell and go flying like ragdolls when a cow lands on them.

And things will go wrong

• Cows fall from the sky
  
• Flaming turds rain from outer space
  
• Aliens abduct samples (and your intern)
  
• A shitnado tears across the pile
  
• A live game show challenges you to dig faster
  
• An influencer goes viral, then face-first into the pile
  
• A diarrhea geyser erupts
  
• Your workers throw a dung disco
  
• A giant foot comes down from the clouds. "Oops. Sorry."

Features

• A fully simulated pile: every chunk is real, collapses like sand and hides the bar somewhere new
  
• 6 piles, from 1,700 to 200 million chunks, including a low-gravity Shit Moon
  
• 43 upgrades, 10 worker types with levels and job titles, 2 prestige layers and a skill tree
  
• 19 crazy events, 12 hidden items to collect and rare bars: platinum, cursed, diamond and golden shit
  
• Co-op for up to 8 players through Steam, no port forwarding: share the money, steal the bar
  
• The Daily Pile: the same pile for everyone, against the clock, with a world leaderboard
  
• Twitch integration: chat votes for the next disaster
  
• A nature-documentary narrator who is deeply concerned
  
• Fully playable in English and Spanish