Sloppy Warfare

Raid the island

Sloppy Warfare is a first person shooter about one simple job. A squad of Troops lands on an island owned by some very rich, very suspicious old men, and those old men paid for a private army. Get in, wreck their stuff, drag them out.

It plays fast. Quick kills, aim down sights, slide, mantle, buy your loadout with the cash you make, then spend the rest on something that falls out of the sky. It never takes itself seriously.

Five modes

• Capture the Pedo. Season one's lead mode. Three old billionaires are hiding on Resort Island in their bathrobes. Grab one, throw him over your shoulder and get him onto the prison boat while his guards try to stop you. Get two of them on board before the clock runs out. They complain the whole way.
  
• Temple Deathmatch. 8 on 8, Troops vs Billionaires on Temple Cay or Slopwater. Respawns, cash, strikes, and after a couple of minutes a hero shows up. First team to 80 wins.
  
• Bomb the Temple. 6 on 6, one life a round. Buy, plant the charge, hold it. Or stop it. When it goes off, the temple comes down.
  
• Mutation. Survivors against the Alpha and the infected. Everyone who gets caught joins the horde. Hold out and get to the helicopter.
  
• Slop Gulch. Vehicle battles across open terrain. Fight on foot or grab a ride.

Buy your chaos

Kills and objectives earn cash. Cash buys guns, armor, grenades and strikes. A Scout Drone, a Strike Run where jets walk bombs down the line you point at, an attack Gunship, a Juggernaut suit with a minigun, a Riot Juggernaut with a shield, a homing Puff Fish, and a pack of Tigers (or Demons if you're on the Billionaires' side). Or point your finger and use it as a gun: Heaven's Mercy for the Troops, Hell's Fury for the Billionaires.

18 guns to buy, from a six-shot revolver to a battle rifle to an anti-air launcher that takes down the other team's gunship. Add sights, suppressors and mags to whatever you're holding.

Heroes

In Temple Deathmatch and Capture the Pedo, the sky opens. The Templar comes down for the Troops and the Devil comes up for the Billionaires. Wings, a big blade, and a few minutes of being everybody's problem.

Bots that fill every seat

Every mode runs with bots, so a solo match feels like a full lobby. Pick their difficulty from Recruit to Veteran in a private match. Play through player-hosted Steam multiplayer or jump into a solo match with bots. Online play and progression require an internet connection.

It's a satire

Everyone in Sloppy Warfare is fictional and an adult. The billionaires are made up. The joke is on the very rich and the people who guard them, and it stays a joke the whole time.

Made by Systems Logic & Automation Group LLC.