Totally Invited: Party Heist Simulator

TOTALLY INVITED: PARTY HEIST SIMULATOR

You weren't invited. But nobody needs to know that.

The music is loud, the drinks are flowing, and the house is packed with people having the time of their lives. Somewhere upstairs, there's a safe full of valuables. Someone left their phone unattended. And that security guard keeps looking in your direction.

Welcome to Totally Invited: Party Heist Simulator, a co-op stealth game where the best thieves don't look like thieves at all.

Crash the party, blend into the crowd, and see how much you can get away with before someone realizes you don't belong. Just try not to introduce yourself as the homeowner.

JUST ANOTHER GUEST... RIGHT?

Every party has its own rhythm. Guests wander around, dance, have conversations, grab drinks, and go about their evening, completely unaware that someone is mentally calculating the resale value of their furniture.

A little small talk, a drink, or a few questionable dance moves might help you fit right in. But people aren't blind. Spend too much time sneaking around, wandering into private rooms, or acting strangely, and those friendly faces might start looking at you differently.

Some guests might even have a favor to ask or a little secret worth discovering. Who knew being a criminal involved this much socializing?

CURIOSITY PAYS. SOMETIMES.

There's more to these houses than what you see at the party.

Behind bedroom doors, inside drawers, tucked away in cabinets, and locked inside safes are valuables just waiting to disappear. What's worth stealing can change between visits, so yesterday's jackpot might be today's collection of disappointing kitchen utensils.

Of course, the really valuable stuff rarely comes without a challenge. Locked doors, security cameras, electronic systems, and the occasional inconveniently placed guard stand between you and a very profitable evening.

Fortunately, there are plenty of ways to get creative. The homeowner probably won't appreciate any of them.

BAD IDEAS ARE BETTER WITH FRIENDS

A house full of unsuspecting guests, expensive belongings, and a crew of thieves with varying levels of common sense. What could possibly go wrong?

Maybe your friend is keeping someone busy downstairs while you're cracking a safe upstairs. Maybe you're both sneaking through the same hallway, hoping nobody notices. Or maybe someone just triggered the security system and is insisting that everything is under control.

Whether your heist is carefully coordinated or a complete disaster, everyone's going home with a story.

Assuming everyone makes it home. And you're still speaking to each other.

SOMEONE'S GETTING SUSPICIOUS

The longer the night goes on, the harder it can become to maintain your innocent appearance.

Guests notice suspicious behavior. Security guards investigate unusual activity, patrol the property, and aren't afraid to confront someone who looks out of place. Apparently, crouching behind the host's television while holding his laptop isn't considered normal party behavior.

A stolen item noticed at the wrong moment can turn an otherwise perfect evening into a desperate escape. And getting caught doesn't just cost you your dignity. It can cost the entire crew everything they've stolen.

Sometimes, knowing when to leave is the most valuable skill of all. Preferably before someone starts shouting for security.

ONE NIGHT'S LOOT. THE NEXT NIGHT'S OPPORTUNITY.

Back at the hideout, the party might be over, but the business is just getting started.

Stolen valuables become cash. Buyers have their own requests, equipment opens new possibilities, and experience helps turn an amateur thief into someone who can handle much tougher challenges.

There are contracts to fulfill, skills to develop, and bigger opportunities waiting beyond the next front door.

Every successful getaway brings you one step closer to your next big score. Because apparently, getting a normal job was never an option.

STOLEN GOODS. OPEN FOR BUSINESS.

Getting away with it was only the beginning. Run your own shop, turn stolen valuables into paying customers’ next great finds, and build a reputation that opens up more displays, expansions, and upgrades. Clean up your stock, set your prices, and work the counter. Just remember: you’re not the only person here looking for an easy score.

Every questionable business starts somewhere. Build yours up.

Find out what it’s worth. Make it worth a little more.

Stock the shelves. Set the prices. Hope nobody asks where it came from.

Make a sale. Strike a trade. Keep business moving.

Some customers want a bargain. Others want your money. Or your stock.

EVEN THIEVES NEED A NIGHT OFF

Not every night has to end in a getaway.

The hideout has its own arcade, and the machines don't care how the last job went. Take them on alone, or challenge your partner in crime to finally settle who set off the alarm. There's even a basketball court upstairs, for the arguments that really matter.

The competition doesn't stay at home, either. Some party guests will happily bet real money that they can beat you at a game or two. They've usually had a few drinks by then. That helps.

Winning is nice. Winning a guest's money while you're robbing the house is even better.

Make yourself at home. Just don't get caught making it yours.