Porch Pirate Defender

UPDATE 08.11.2026 - We are working Day and Night to bring the game to you but have to postpone it to march 2027, inbetween, we release a playable Demo version in the next days. Have Fun, we look forward to your feedback!

Your doorstep. Your parcels. Your glitter. Your explosion!

Bro, porch pirates have been yoinking your deliveries for weeks. Lowkey rude – and you're not having it! Hit the workshop, grab the biggest box and pack it full: glitter, paint powder, a proper boom – and a trigger that goes off the second someone lifts the parcel. Say less.

Then you carry your masterpiece out to the porch, dash back inside and claim the best seat in the house: the window right next to the front door. And wait. Somewhere out there, someone's already tiptoeing closer … kinda sus.

What awaits you

• The workshop: Block by block, you pack your parcel into the grid box – glitter, paint, triggers and nozzles. 50,000+ combos, and every single one pops differently. That's wild! No thief stands a chance. No cap.

• Front-row seat: Everything in first person – build at the workbench, drop the bait on the porch, watch from the window. Main character energy, guaranteed.

• Thieves with personality: the fitness fanatic who lifts your parcel like it's leg day, the wannabe ninja on a kick scooter, the heist planner with a clipboard, the spy in a way-too-obvious camo coat, Big Aloha in his Hawaiian shirt, chill as ever – until it goes boom … and a few more. Each with their own moves.

• Full physics: Porch stairs, railings, hedges and doormats all join in. The bigger the bang, the further the thieves fly. Built different! Who can launch a thief all the way onto the roof? Let him cook!

• Instant replay: Relive the best moments from your PeekaBell doorbell cam. Caught in 4K.

• Stars for style: Up to three stars per round – trade them for more room in the box and fancier glitter. The more stars you stack, the more ingredients you unlock. Find Grandpa's basement full of old relics for extra oomph – or Great-Grandpa's attic, where he stashed a few sticks of dynamite … +1000 aura.

• The aftermath: Outraged thieves, sparkly getaway cars – and sometimes a real genius of a thief calls the police on themselves. Massive L for the thief, W for you!