In Triplicate

Welcome to your first day at the Division of Matter Processing. Matters are to be stamped. The stamp has been issued.

An intern becomes a Division, a Division becomes a Data Center, and a Data Center eventually becomes the Federal Bureau of Interdimensional Affairs. Jurisdiction expands accordingly. Every matter is logged in full, including those received from adjacent realities.

Scope of Services (per SOP 1-A)

• Ten premises, from the Intern to the Federal Bureau of Interdimensional Affairs
  
• 69 upgrades, including a second monitor and a fax from an adjacent reality
  
• Reorganization (Form RO-9): The Agency is dissolved and re-established; your years of service remain on file
  
• Three career tracks with real trade-offs: Civil Service Track, Customer Service, Digital Modernization Initiative
  
• A Field Office for Forms Management, which produces the forms required to operate the Field Office
  
• 141 commendations with case numbers, some of them confidential
  
• Incidents: grant approvals, audits, unattended binders in the hallway
  
• A coffee machine operated in accordance with the Coffee SOP
  
• The Final Disposition in seven determinations, for employees with tenure

Operational Notes

• Processing continues while the window is minimized or closed.
  
• Two complete editions: English in an American agency, German in a German one. Switch in the settings, no restart required.
  
• Records are retained via Steam Cloud.
  
• No internet connection, no ads, no in-game purchases. The Agency is funded by matters.

The office horse is in the hallway.