Dookie Clicker: The Big Pfft

[h1]TAP. PFFT. PROFIT.[/h1]
Dookie Clicker is a stupidly addictive idle clicker about one thing: building the greatest Pfft empire the world has ever seen.

It starts with a peach and a click. One little pfft. Then another. Before long you've got factories running, auto-clickers doing the dirty work and a deeply questionable amount of gas being produced.

Rebuilt for PC with a bigger, cleaner interface made for mouse and big screens. Perfect for leaving running on a second monitor.

CLICK THE PEACH

Every click squeezes out more Pffts. Watch out for Critical Pffts. Land one at the right moment for a massive boost. Sit back and let the empire run itself, or get clicking and grow fast.

BUILD SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL

Well... sort of. Work your way through 10 increasingly ridiculous factories, from the humble Whoopie Cushion all the way up to the mighty Methane Volcano. Add auto-clickers that orbit your peach and keep things moving while your finger takes a well-earned rest.

UPGRADE EVERYTHING

Unlock upgrades, smash milestones and discover synergies between your factory tiers. Eventually you'll be producing more Pffts per second than any reasonable person should ever need.

PRESTIGE AND DO IT ALL AGAIN

Think you've gone far enough? You haven't. Reset your empire to earn Golden Plungers for permanent boosts, then push even further into Cosmic progression and take your Dookie empire into completely unnecessary territory.

MAKE IT YOUR DOOKIE

Unlock new peach skins including Golden, Latex and Sheriff Fartbo. Change the world around it with backgrounds like Cotton Candy Land, Frozen Tundra, Toxic Wasteland, Haunted and Disco, plus different gas effects.

CORNPACKAGE SUPPLY DROPS

Spin the CornPackage wheel and see what falls out: Dookie Corns, factories or Bug Zappers.
Why Bug Zappers? Because there's a fly. And it wants your auto-clickers. Obviously.

CLIMB THE GLOBAL LEADERBOARD

Build a completely unreasonable Pfft empire, climb the global rankings and settle the important question once and for all: who produces the most Pffts?

WHAT'S INSIDE

• 10 increasingly ridiculous factories
  
• Orbiting auto-clickers
  
• Critical Pffts and milestones
  
• Loads of upgrades and synergies
  
• Two layers of prestige progression
  
• Unlockable peach skins, backgrounds and gas effects
  
• CornPackage supply drops
  
• Global leaderboard
  
• Fully voiced... by Pffts
  
• Autosave, so you can quit and pick up right where you left off
  
• One very determined fly
  
• Far too many Pffts

No ads. No pay-to-win. Just Pffts.

It starts with one click. Where it ends is probably best not to think about.

DOOKIE clickPFFTTER. Click the peach. Build the empire.