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You Have No Friends But You Still Want to Play Tabletop RPGs

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AlkinoyDiscovered Sep 22, 2026

About the game

A comedy horror story about five tabletop RPG fans. Roll the dice, argue with the game master, and try to survive a story that very quickly stops going according to plan.

Original Steam description

Tabletop role-playing games. Ever played one?

If not, today's your chance. Masha, Sasha, Dasha, Pasha, and Natasha will keep you company. A certain divine force might join in later, too — no promises, though.

You Have No Friends But You Still Want to Play Tabletop RPGs is a comedy visual novel where meta humor, absurdity, romance, and friendly banter collide with horror, brutality, and dice rolls that never fail to ruin the fun.

Features

  • A visual style inspired by Studio SHAFT and French New Wave cinema.

  • Multiple endings shaped by your successes, failures, and choices.

  • Comedy, romance, dark humor, and psychological horror — all in one story.

  • Cats. Lots of cats. Possibly.

Demo and release information

No demo is verified in the current check data. This does not mean the game has never had a demo; check its Steam page for current availability.

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Information & artwork: Steam · Last checked UTC