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Everything Hates Me

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About the game

Un jeu de plateforme 2D particulièrement retors, où les sols s'effondrent, les sorties s'enfuient et rien n'est digne de confiance. Mourez, apprenez, recommencez et survivez aux 300 niveaux conçus à la main disponibles dès la sortie, avec des mises à jour gratuites prévues pour porter le chaos à plus de 500 niveaux.

Description d’origine sur Steam

A VERY FAIR GAME:

Everything Hates Me is a peaceful 2D platformer where absolutely nothing wants to hurt you.

  • The floor is trustworthy.
    The signs never lie.
    The trees are friendly.
    The exit definitely won't run away.

Probably.

Your only job is simple:

Reach the exit.

Unfortunately, the game has other plans.

SO MUCH SUFFERING:

  • 500 handcrafted levels at launch

  • Free updates planned toward 500+ levels

  • Hundreds of traps, tricks, and terrible ideas

  • Floors that stop being floors

  • Walls that may need to be ridden

  • Signs containing highly questionable advice

  • Objects that are sometimes enemies and sometimes the solution

  • Fast deaths and even faster retries

  • Old traps returning exactly when you forgot about them

  • A developer who is definitely on your side

THE RULES ARE SIMPLE:

Die.

Learn what killed you.

Die again.

Realize you learned the wrong lesson.

Eventually reach the exit.

Maybe.

EVERYTHING HATES YOU.

The floor hates you.
The walls hate you.
The trees hate you.
The game hates you.

And by the end...

you might hate the developer too.

Informations sur la démo et la sortie

Aucune démo n’est confirmée dans les données de vérification actuelles. Cela ne signifie pas que le jeu n’a jamais eu de démo ; consultez sa page Steam pour connaître sa disponibilité actuelle.

Démo Steam, playtest et accès anticipé : quelle est la différence ?

Informations et visuels : Steam · Dernière vérification UTC