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Everything Hates Me

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Wrong ButtonEntdeckt Sep 20, 2026

About the game

Ein trolliges 2D-Jump-’n’-Run, in dem Böden einstürzen, Ausgänge davonlaufen und nichts vertrauenswürdig ist. Stirb, lerne, versuche es erneut und überlebe zum Start 300 handgefertigte Level. Kostenlose Updates sollen das Chaos auf über 500 Level erweitern.

Originalbeschreibung auf Steam

A VERY FAIR GAME:

Everything Hates Me is a peaceful 2D platformer where absolutely nothing wants to hurt you.

  • The floor is trustworthy.
    The signs never lie.
    The trees are friendly.
    The exit definitely won't run away.

Probably.

Your only job is simple:

Reach the exit.

Unfortunately, the game has other plans.

SO MUCH SUFFERING:

  • 500 handcrafted levels at launch

  • Free updates planned toward 500+ levels

  • Hundreds of traps, tricks, and terrible ideas

  • Floors that stop being floors

  • Walls that may need to be ridden

  • Signs containing highly questionable advice

  • Objects that are sometimes enemies and sometimes the solution

  • Fast deaths and even faster retries

  • Old traps returning exactly when you forgot about them

  • A developer who is definitely on your side

THE RULES ARE SIMPLE:

Die.

Learn what killed you.

Die again.

Realize you learned the wrong lesson.

Eventually reach the exit.

Maybe.

EVERYTHING HATES YOU.

The floor hates you.
The walls hate you.
The trees hate you.
The game hates you.

And by the end...

you might hate the developer too.

Informationen zu Demo und Veröffentlichung

In den aktuellen Prüfdaten ist keine Demo bestätigt. Das bedeutet nicht, dass das Spiel nie eine Demo hatte. Prüfe die aktuelle Verfügbarkeit auf der Steam-Seite.

Steam-Demo, Playtest und Early Access: Was ist der Unterschied?

Informationen und Bilder: Steam · Zuletzt geprüft UTC