Terrible Forest Management

In the age of drones and droids, humanity finally admitted it was terrible at forest management — so it handed the job to the Hose-Bots: cheerful little firefighting robots with a water tank on their back and a hose they're way too proud of.

Then a shadowy crew of arsonists hacked half the fleet, swapping hoses for flamethrowers and good intentions for chaos. Now the forest is a battlefield, and it's going to take a team to save it… or a team to burn it all down.

Pick a side. Swap at halftime. Bring your friends.

• Hose-Bots: douse the flames, dig firebreaks, spray pink slurry, and blast the Firebugs' fuel tanks dry.

• Firebugs: spark wildfires, soak the woods in accelerant, sneak past the painters, and torch the Hose-Bots' water towers.

• Up to 8 players in squads that keep their crew all match. First to 4 rounds wins.

• Classes for every playstyle: front-line hose hero, tank-hauling support, or sneaky utility saboteur.

• Loot chests with water bombs, firebombs, EMPs that zap anyone nearby (yes, even your friends), and drain grenades that empty the enemy's tanks.

• Fire that actually spreads: wind it, feed it, trench it, drown it. Every match burns differently.

• Proximity voice chat: hear the enemy whispering their plan behind that tree.

Grab a hose. Or a match. The forest is counting on you, one way or the other.