Life Containment Unit

Every Life Containment Unit is constructed with your survival as the utmost priority! Under the direction of Origin, our state-of-the-art, profit-focused learning model, you will have any amenity you could possible dream of!

For example:

The Life Monitor! 
Keep pressing that button to let Life Industries know you're still alive! This makes our Life Containment Units much more affordable and stops you from having to get invasive surgery to install a traditional vitals monitor. 

The Generator!
Our state-of-the-art gas-powered generator will keep the lights on in your L.C.U. for at least 5 minutes between fuelings, so you can enjoy the warm buzz of florescent LED lights all day long!


Life Industries offers 3 vault plans at the current time: Economy, Standard, and Premium!
Whatever your budget, Life Industries has you covered.

The Economy Plan: Comes with several amenities such as:

• Our very own patented bean can recycler!

• The Mr. Hugs friendship companion!

• A hot plate for cooking your Life Industries Beooons brand backed beans!

Disclaimer: Life Industries cannot be held liable for tenants who die of starvation.

(See Clause 96(b) of your L.C.U. Residency Agreement.)

The Standard Plan: By far our most popular option, the Standard plan comes with:

• A Recreation Room where you can raise your own pet!

• A garden to grow your own beans

• A shotgun to go rat hunting!

• A meat collection bag

The Premium Plan: For those who like (and can afford) to live in comfort, our premium plan features a sprawling, luxurious vault that fits all your needs. Along with amenities included in lower-tier plans, premium tenants will also get to appreciate:

• 24-hour live surveillance service from Origin's assistant armatures!

• A large art gallery!

• Extended Life Monitor time allotment!

• Your very own bean packing room!

• And so much more!

Life Industries is aware of and formally discredits reports of a strange and varied cast of "Room Mates." At least 72% of Room Mate sightings are provably hallucinations and therefore not covered by any injury clauses within your L.C.U. Residency Agreement.

Disclaimer: Life Industries cannot be held liable for tenants who die of heart attacks, suicide, or sudden total brain death. (See Clause 97(c) of your L.C.U. Residency Agreement.)