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About the Game

EVERY JOINT IS YOUR PROBLEM

16 KEYS. 8 JOINTS. 100 METERS. ONE BABY.

You control EVERYTHING.

Shoulders. Elbows. Hips. Knees.

You wanna crawl? GOOD LUCK.
You wanna roll? DO IT.
You wanna stand up?

BRO, YOU'RE A BABY. 

Your mission is simple: reach Mom.

The problem?

There are 27 household hazards waiting for you, including bottles, socks, slippers, phones, remotes, and a ROBOT VACUUM THAT WANTS YOU DEAD. 

Every key controls a different movement. Every mistake becomes a physics experiment.

And yes...

EVERY KEY PLAYS A DIFFERENT MUSICAL NOTE.

So while you're trying to make this baby crawl, you're basically playing piano with your suffering. 

FAIL. RAGE. ADAPT.

• 100-meter physics challenge

• 16-key ragdoll controls

• 8 independently controlled joints

• 27 household hazards

• Seeded courses

• Personal-best tracking

• 16 musical notes

• 13 interface languages

• Windows 64-bit

You don't need to be good at games.

You just need to make a baby crawl.

HOW HARD CAN IT BE?