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NOW HIRING: BOX STACKING TECHNICIAN

Fresnel Labs · Sublevel 7, Stacking Floor · Full-time (Permanent)

ABOUT US

At Fresnel Labs, we believe every human deserves a purpose. In a world where most humans have been replaced and can't find work, we are proud to offer something rare: a job. A real one, with a desk, a button and a supervisor who is always there for you.

ABOUT THE ROLE

The magnetic arm moves on its own. You don't need to worry about that. Your job is to watch it carefully and press the button at exactly the right moment to drop the box. Then do it again.

• Stack more than half of your assigned quota before the boxes run out.
  
• Match three boxes of the same color for a Three In A Row bonus. Management loves a pattern.
  
• Boxes tip, slide, break and, on rare occasions, explode. This is normal and not covered by insurance.
  
• Every fourth round includes a Promotion Review with a score target. Reviews are a great opportunity for growth.

YOUR SUPERVISOR

B.A.S.I.L. is always watching. She will train you, encourage you and make sure you are doing your job correctly. B.A.S.I.L. has never made a mistake.

REQUIREMENTS

• Capable of stacking boxes and matching colors
  
• Able to read and follow instructions
  
• Does not complain
  
• Has a pulse

COMPENSATION AND BENEFITS

• Competitive pay, redeemable at the Fresnel Company Store.
  
• Over 100 office decorations, each one bending the rules of your workday. Fresnel Labs accepts no liability.
  
• Your very own office with 20 spots to decorate however you like (within approved guidelines)
  
• Requisitions: hit lifetime goals to unlock new items (some requisitions are CLASSIFIED).
  
• Company housing, additional benefits depending on performance*

*Benefits vest after fifty (50) years of continuous service.

RECOGNITION

Top performers compete for Employee of the Month on monthly and all-time leaderboards. Earn 69 achievements for exceptional conduct. Every round is saved as you play, so your work is never lost. Fresnel Labs keeps a record of everything.

TERMS OF EMPLOYMENT

At Fresnel Labs, we believe in long-term relationships. That's why every Box Stacking Technician is offered lifetime employment, so you never have to worry about finding work again.

• Positions are performance-based.
  
• Pay is issued every round and is valid at the Fresnel Company Store.

Fresnel Labs is an equal opportunity employer of humans. We look forward to working with you for the rest of your life.

HOW TO APPLY

Purchase our Employee Application Package.