You Are ¿Not? A Dentist

You ¿Can? Be A Dentist!

Heal the sick and weary with your mastery of the dental arts! Scrub away plaque and make patients feel better about their smiles. You can save them from bad teeth!

Tools of Dentistry for a Tool of Destiny

By these tools and more, you may avenge your uncle against the terrors of tooth decay, and rid the world of pain. With simple mouse only controls, pick up, grab, and use a variety of sophisticated dental tools to accomplish the health of your patients.

• A toothbrush, the most foundational and elemental of dental cleansers. It can scrub away all the sins of the world.

• A roll of Toothpaste, to load the Toothbrush with delicious cavity-defying toothpaste. Don't forget to reload for a frothy victory!

• A Mug, to bank your toothcoins so that you can use them to pay rent.

Beyond this core cadre, you may encounter more tools in your journey, and even friends that may accompany you!

• The Dancer, who mimics your movements on the other side of the screen.

• The Coin Collector, who grabs coins and drops them into the mug, saving you valuable time.

• The Investor, who vomits toothcoins all over you, and then gradually reclaims them.

• The Sniper, who protects you and defends you and prevents others from harming you.

  And so many, many more...

See The World

Your journey will take you through a variety of environments, from the photo-realistic basement bedrooms of Hometown, to the desolate violent wastes of CowboyTown, to the bumping grooves of PartyTown, to the depths of MiningTown, and more! Each is full of its patients in need of dentistry. Every patient has their own story, and only by caring for them can you hope to learn it.

Original Soundtrack

Savor the richly evocative soundtrack performed entirely by mouth, with each town enjoying their own stylings.