Woke Busters

WOKE BUSTERS: The Search for Common Sense

The world has gone officially mad. Reality is glitching, common sense is a "micro-aggression," and the streets are crawling with people who identify as inanimate objects. It’s time to stop complaining on the internet and start cleaning up the mess.

Welcome to Woke Busters, the world’s first platform 3d satirical simulator where logic is your only weapon and an industrial-grade vacuum is your best friend.

THE STORY

You are the last "Sane Person" left on Earth. Under the guidance of a legendary Professor, you must navigate through a distorted reality to bring back reason and restore the timeline. From the mirror-filled streets of Echo Chambers to the needle-strewn sidewalks of San Franshitshow, your mission is clear: Vacuum the cringe, blast the delusions, and don't get cancelled.

KEY FEATURES

• A full story across six chapters, with missions called things like "Operation: Touch Grass" and "Operation: Mommy Issues".

• A hand-made cartoon world: chunky low-poly shapes, flat cel shading and comic ink lines.

• Everyone talks in their own synthesized gibberish, Animal Crossing-style, and every line comes with a talking head.

• Puzzles and minigames everywhere: lockpicking, chalkboard science, boxing, darts, road dodging, conveyor runs, spray painting and more.

• A Woke Bingo Card to fill, every square hidden in plain sight and tied to the story, plus Steam Achievements (some of them hidden, some of them deeply unfair).

• Aggressive autosave across 3 save slots. Rage-quit freely.

A LOVE LETTER TO REALITY

Woke Busters is a fast-paced, irreverent, and un-apologetic parody of modern culture. It’s designed for those who miss the days when 2+2 actually equaled 4.

Are you ready to Touch Grass and save the world?

⚠️ MATURE CONTENT DESCRIPTION

WokeBuster is satire. It contains crude humour, cartoon violence, drug jokes and a very large man in jorts. If at least one joke offends you, it's working. If every joke offends you, you're the target audience..