Bald Busters
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About the game
Gli uomini calvi stanno trascinando la Terra verso una nuova era glaciale! Le loro teste lucide riflettono la luce solare e alterano l'albedo del pianeta. Recluta barbieri, spruzza Minoxidil e fai ricrescere loro i capelli prima che moriamo tutti congelati!
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EARTH'S ALBEDO IS GOING OUT OF CONTROL!
After the release of an "Instant Muscle Pill," millions built massive physiques without setting foot in a gym... at the cost of every single hair on their heads. The result? An endless horde of jacked dudes whose shiny bald heads reflect so much sunlight that they are triggering a new Ice Age.
As the planet's sole hair expert, your mission is to hunt down, blast, and regrow hair on these beefcakes before we all freeze to death.
KEY FEATURES
Aggressive Hair Hunting: Fry bald heads gun in hand or deploy your barber squad to plant hair on them while they run along the beach.
Follicular Destruction Arsenal: Obliterate them with Minoxidil blasts, micrograft guns, quantum lasers, and stem-cell bombs that will make them sweat hair.
Absurd Escalation: Glue on cheap toupees and advance to frantic mass transplants to stop the apocalypse.
Comic Style & Unfiltered Humor: Enjoy a beach vibe, panicking sweaty bald guys, and a "heroic" ending.
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