Lemonade Apocalypse

Listen up kid! You’ve got that entrepreneurial calling! And I’ve got the answer: the business opportunity of a lifetime. 

Lemonade Apocalypse is an incremental venture about making lemonade. And lots of it.

The business is in start-up mode, but with a new CEO, the right leadership and the adequate investment of time - the growth opportunities are sky-high. Yes, yes you’ll be able to buy that new bike, but really you could be thinking much bigger.

Woah there hotshot, before you shake my hand, know that you’re signing up for:

• Build recipes from 70+ ingredients with evolving properties.

• Capitalise on that old classic of Supply and Demand. 

• Make technically legal business decisions

• Get the most of your workforce, optimise profit margins and… 

• MAKE UNGODLY AMOUNTS OF CASH

• But money = power

• Bust unions! 

• Control the climate! 

• Run for president! 

• Manipulate the electorate! 

• Steer the business through multiple endings and be prepared to face the consequences of your business decisions.

Every ingredient carries stats that interact: sell speed, demand influence, volume consumption, weather reactions, and hidden political ideology scores.

• Find the synergies!

Then run them through a live supply and demand simulation that actually responds to your pricing, the weather, and the political fallout from your factory floor.

• Watch it print money!

Market conditions are everything. Sales slow in rain, spike in sun. You can't control the weather... 

…until you can! You can buy anything these days.

Turn up the heat! Sell more lemonade! Growth at all costs.

They say your people are your most important asset. ‘They’ might not be as interested in profits as you, though. Once your business moves from the front yard to factory, your decisions will have more gravity. Remove heaters, cut breaks, lower wages! Anything to protect the bottom line (note: if you do decide to ever run for president, some of these decisions may come back to bite you. Apparently HR keep records of everything…) 

You will come face to face with the consequences of your own optimization.

What’s more important, money or power? It’s a trick question; you can have both! Run a 60-day presidential campaign with a live approval rating, media events, press conferences, and a PAC spending strategy. The ideological lean of your active recipes is calculated from every ingredient's political influence score.

It’s a lot to think about, I know. But my best advice is to just get started. One day it’ll all just…click.