Hans in the Internetz

"What were the devs thinking when they created this 'masterpiece'?"

Short answer: We simply spent too much time on the internet.

Hans wasn’t about reinventing the gaming wheel or being groundbreaking. We set out to create an internet-humored, meme-loaded abomination designed to bring some joy to fellow internet degenerates like us.

What can you expect?

Short answer: Dark and absurd humor.

Hans takes you on a nonsensical journey through bizarre internet-themed worlds where memes come to life, logic is an afterthought, and anything is possible. It’s a chaotic celebration of internet culture, packed with random humor and references that are sure to make you laugh, cringe, and question reality (very unlikely...)—but a strong burst of air from your nostrils is already a win!

If you thrive on internet culture, enjoy absurd humor, and want a break from the seriousness of modern games, Hans is your perfect match.

Beyond the humor and countless references, each level brings its own set of mechanics. Some, like platforming elements and puzzles (logic & trivia), will be more common. Others, such as horror survival, will only appear in certain levels. And for those who love a good challenge, there are a few secrets and unexpected surprises—just for the sharpest internet veterans to find.

What can you play right now?

The Early Access version includes 4 playable levels, offering roughly 1-3h of gameplay, heavily depending on your skills (and patience....). Here is a brief overview of each level: 

First Level: Riddle-based.

Second Level: Jump & Run and exploration.

Third Level: Just fucked up...

Fourth Level: Escape-room-style.

Your goal? Doing Hans's dirty work. Help him on his ridiculous journey to become a wizard! Run, jump, solve puzzles, pee on stuff, collect crypto and overcome whatever nonsense the Internetz is throwing at you.

Basesd on player feedback, we implemented a third-person mode! For 5 INTZ Coins (ingame currency) - good luck hunting for them!

We are aiming for 16 levels to complete Hans's journey - with more gameplay variations coming throughout the Early Access.

Mechanics included in Early Access:

Platforming (jump & run)

Puzzles (logic & trivia)

Escape-room-style-gameplay

Mechanics planned for future updates:

Horror survival

First- and third-person shooter elements

Character switching

Time limits

Boss battles

Hans is optimized for keyboard but can be played with a controller. It’s not meant to be taken seriously—it’s a fun, silly, and absurd experience designed to make you laugh and maybe even cry… from laughter, confusion, or sometimes frustration!

Prepare to dive into a colorful chaos of intentionally low-res, meme-inspired visuals, backed by an awesome soundtracks.

Note: Keep in mind that the development team is as indie as it gets—most of the time, it's just one person, and occasionally two. Every bit of support means the world to us!