Do Not Buy This Game

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Kingblade Games收录日期 Sep 22, 2026

About the game

你真的是为了了解更多才读这段话的吗？……好吧！如果你真的买了这款游戏，就等着我在你耳边念叨大约2个小时，数落你糟糕的人生选择吧；与此同时，我还会努力为你做出一个勉强像游戏、能让你四处走动的东西。

Steam 原始说明

Wh- What are you doing here? Did you not read the title?

I'll put it here again, just for you, with a small change that I think might help get my point across:

See that small, unnoticeable circle? It's surrounding the word "NOT".

Yeah! Do NOT buy this game!

See? When we work together towards a shared goal, we can overcome any challenge!

And now I'm sure you will do the honest thing and immediately stop reading the description of this game.

It was nice meeting you though.

Oh, I get it.

You think that by reading this long description you'll find out more about the game...?

I can already hear you asking all sorts of annoying questions.

"Is this some sort of a funny walking simulator?"

"It's similar to that Stanley game, right?"

"Why did you call it do not buy this game?"

...

Fine. I don't want to, but I'll share a bit more about the game.

See how exciting and engaging all these features are?

It was really hard to polish all of them to perfection, but I never gave up and pulled through it!

So now that you have full knowledge of everything you need to know, I am certain that we both can go on with our lives.

...why are you still reading this?

DO NOT BUY THIS GAME! DO NOT BUY THIS GAME! DO NOT BUY THIS GAME!

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信息与图片：Steam · 最后检查 Oct 26, 2026 11:02 UTC