Do Not Buy This Game

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Kingblade Games掲載日 Sep 22, 2026

About the game

もっと詳しく知るために、本当にこれを読んでいるの？ ……分かったよ！このゲームを本当に買うなら、君の残念な人生の選択について、私が耳元で約2時間語り続けることになる。その間、君が歩き回れるゲームらしきものを作ろうとするよ。

Steamの原文説明

Wh- What are you doing here? Did you not read the title?

I'll put it here again, just for you, with a small change that I think might help get my point across:

See that small, unnoticeable circle? It's surrounding the word "NOT".

Yeah! Do NOT buy this game!

See? When we work together towards a shared goal, we can overcome any challenge!

And now I'm sure you will do the honest thing and immediately stop reading the description of this game.

It was nice meeting you though.

Oh, I get it.

You think that by reading this long description you'll find out more about the game...?

I can already hear you asking all sorts of annoying questions.

"Is this some sort of a funny walking simulator?"

"It's similar to that Stanley game, right?"

"Why did you call it do not buy this game?"

...

Fine. I don't want to, but I'll share a bit more about the game.

See how exciting and engaging all these features are?

It was really hard to polish all of them to perfection, but I never gave up and pulled through it!

So now that you have full knowledge of everything you need to know, I am certain that we both can go on with our lives.

...why are you still reading this?

DO NOT BUY THIS GAME! DO NOT BUY THIS GAME! DO NOT BUY THIS GAME!

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